The Staff of Camp Tatum Travel in an effort to assist our first timers in their transition to Iron Man status have come up with some daily river tips during the week immediately preceding our departure.....the following are some that have already been given:
River Tip: Should you take a tumble....wear something light & quick drying.....
River Tip: When you are approaching a narrow rapid...do not bunch up...Iron Men do not do well together in narrow spaces....generally you will find ... it's every Iron Man for himself...and they will delight in surviving the rapid while watching you tumble...
River Tip: On the River Iron Men will enjoy some beautiful country and have the opportunity of seeing various creatures of God’s creation…but Iron Men learn to contain their excitement and guard their tongue…before exclaiming…”look at that flock of eagles”….because they know their fellow Iron Men will be unforgiving when it comes to “faulty creature identification”…ie. Buzzards rather than eagles…..
River Tip: On the trip to and from the river…should there be a need for conversation…ask your driver about the Elk they released on the ridge several years ago…then sit back and enjoy the ride.
River Tip: Bring a lawn chair…some of our most exciting times...involves counting how many times the local girls pass up and down main street…trying to get a glimpse and interact with our boys…..Nighttime in Jasper, it just doesn’t get any better!
Stay Tuned....more daily postings on the way.
Daily River Tips "another public service provided for aspiring Iron Men" from the Staff of Camp Tatum Travel.
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